Monday, July 26, 2010

Industrial-Sized Crazy

The suspect became angry and told the victim he was going to “choke slam” her. The suspect told authorities that he was a secret agent and that it was illegal for someone to eavesdrop on his conversations. The suspect stated that he was having a conversation with someone in his head.

Apparently secret agents are attending WWE matches for their force-on-force training nowadays.

One wonders why they even bothered stating this occurred at a Wal-Mart. That kind of crazy just doesn't exist anywhere else outside of the nuthouse or Congress...

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